Monday, July 21, 2014

Cartoon - Eschews Me

Here is a new one. Hot off the floor -- where I draw all my cartoons these days. CM EVANS CARTOONS

SISIMN: Teriyaki for Lease

Another sign in my neighborhood. I didn't know you could rent teriyaki.

SISIMN: USA Gasoline

Signs I see in my neighborhood. USA Gasoline. Turning the United States of America into gasoline, one tank at a time.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Cartoon - Middle Age / Single

I am having a great day today. No, being 'middle aged' does not mean you are in Hell, or you are stupid. I have no idea when middle age happens. I think 'middle age' might happen right after you stop learning new things, and you think you know everything worth knowing. That will never happen to me, and most of the people who I love. So much to do, see, and be aware of. CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, July 04, 2014

Cartoon - Game On

Have a Happy 4th of July -- for all you United Staters. I always look back fondly at the 4th of July, for the time in the late 1970s, where we almost burned our neighborhood down.  But we managed to put it out before the fire department showed up. Those were the days! CM Evans Cartoons

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Cartoon - No Trust FB

Yeah yeah yeah. No trust Facebook now. But it is sorta like getting to be friends with a liar named FB who has a reputation of stealing from everyone the liar is pals with. And your friend FB steals some change from your desk drawer, eats your food when you wanted the food, locks you out of your house when it is raining, possibly takes your car for a day, pretends to be you to get your family to buy shit, and then tries to put your head in a vise and drill holes in your skull to see if it can turn you into a compliant robot human to satisfy whatever it wants. I think I got away. But Google wants to do this to me, too -- or chase me down the street with an army of gun-toting spider robots. I live in a twisted sci-fi fantasy. Sort of like a classic Start Trek. And I'm wearing a red shirt. CM Evans Cartoons