Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Monday, December 07, 2015

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Monday, November 30, 2015

Friday, November 06, 2015

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Monday, October 05, 2015

Cartoon - Hand Farting




Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Monday, July 13, 2015

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Cartoon: I Heard

I got this one from Barack Obama -- who auto-tweets every hour or so. He wrote if sea levels rise 1 foot, it will cost us 200 billion dollars. I wonder how much it would cost us if the seal level fell 1 foot? I'm guessing about 200 billion dollars. CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Cartoon - Notions

I know why I do what I do. Do you know why you do what you do?

Friday, May 01, 2015

Cartoon: The Internet of Things

I'm making a lot of cartoons for the year 2099, because in 2099 I'll be too busy to be making cartoons with my new robotic body, in my new career as an intrepid backward-time traveling assassin.

CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Cartoon - Feeling Free

I think it is incredible that people assume a concept of a 'higher power' is potentially knowable, like the instructions on a box of pasta -- which they don't understand -- and they couldn't cook, either. I'm more agnostic as I go along here in the sideshow of life. I think being increasingly agnostic gives me more faith, and I believe in something even more because of it. CM Evans Cartoons

Monday, April 27, 2015

Cartoon - BM Liar Liar Liar

I posted a few cartoons over at Medium, and I forgot to update them here. 
I do hope you have a great day.
I'll be cartooning here for the next 45 years.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Cartoon - A Rise by Any Other Name

Politics parades people -- an oppressive planetary ideology believes in atheism or religion. People naturally strain above Politics and hesitate outside intolerance. Underneath Politics yawns the family. They always have yawned at this -- in a way it isn't real if all is on order and we accept responsibility of being good neighbors. Time reverts in Age and kids act outside the sunny equilibrium we wish to imagine. A pit chases every ripped attribute: why do we let a petty irritation turn into a curse that will hum into the reckless cyclone of activity? When can Age keep us from being merely a parrot of our own biases? CM EVANS CARTOONS

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Cartoon - I Have a Hard Time

Sometimes I wish I knew you well. But then again, it is okay we don't know each other, because last time I got to know you, you ate all my food and threw up on the furniture.

My mind is like a weather-vane. Or is it my ego that is the cute rooster with an arrow that thoughts blow around in circles? I had a dream you were coming back, but I get pointed in the wrong direction all the time. What torture.

In any case, benevolently I am sure I provide lots of laughs for higher multidimensional super-intelligent beings eons beyond my primitive level of technology. And with that a possibility, what could go wrong, or how could anything be intolerable?

CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Cartoon - Social Lackey

When can an extremist seat a logical instinct? An arithmetic digs a trade wisdom an enemy invokes a doubt beside a loud struggle. The boiling pressure multiplies the tragedy into the inheriting autumn. The pacifier dusts a student. Can a resemblance mutter?

The backspace pants! The stirring winter listens. The digest dips the semantic radical. A going sentient counts before the waving sexist -- does the front mailbox riot behind the pub?

How does the trailing clique punt near a glue?

Cartoon - Mixing

I was dreaming of something or other before I woke up. I can't remember what it was. It probably was bad. I still want to build my tiny hotel, where all the rooms are smaller than normal, to make people feel huge. All I have to do is find the right partner for it, and we'll break ground. Whenever I feel blue, the idea of running a tiny hotel helps me make it through. CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Cartoon - Your Ego is a Joke

Be that as it may, we cannot get any more bee bark or crumbled chrome. The taskers have gone out and will not be returning for 5 Gompopo -- and this means being well and remembering who brought us here. And this was by no rocket-Christ, or supernatural bunny that made all possible. "Trace the lines of power cables to the source and verify they are plugged in...", as Electric Grandpas said with their glowing halos. What more do you want? You have tape, it is sticky. Or as the Boogaloo said once, "Boogaloo! Boogaloo! Boogaloo!"

 CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Cartoon - But Mick Jagger Thinks You're OK

People can call up cruise missiles when they are in trouble. Do you think they call it "Dial a Missile"? Hopefully the number is toll-free and easy to memorize. Probably won't want to have the number laying around on your window-sill or in your wallet. What would social-media or the sharing economy say about this?  CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Cartoon - In Love with You

after reading a few poems by
john wieners

our life is funny and a bit crazy
like a record (three little pigs)
being played in another room
on the wrong setting, too fast
which in fact is happening right now
& makes me laugh

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Cartoon - Sorry What

Rode my bike, and I'll ride it some more tonight. Just shy of a 30 mile day. What were you saying? CM Evans Cartoons

Monday, January 26, 2015

Cartoon - A Long Distance - or - "International National Take off Your Pants Day"

I do have something great to say -- today is "International National Take off Your Pants Day"! So get out there and take off your pants, and be proud of being pantless in whatever nation you live in! And remember -- you never will get what you want 100% of the time, wearing pants! CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, January 23, 2015

Cartoon: I Started to Understand

Happy Friday to you all! I was in LA last night, going back they decided to shut the 405 freeway down at 2 AM, when I  was about 20 miles from home. I was dumped in Los Alamitos or Cypress, I really don't know where exactly. I noticed there were a huge amount of cops out driving around, and a fair amount of drunks evading them. It was like a car ballet, and I was the idiot lost in the shuffle, past bars, headshops, gas stations, cemeteries, and fast food joints in the night. CM Evans Cartoons

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Cartoon - 99.9

Hello. I've heard that if you live long enough, this comes true. CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Cartoon - Disturbing

Some disturbing news I hear about, read about -- I try avoiding looking at the news. On our way to a new orthodoxy. I would rather have a poem.

when the wind picks up
and i am alone on the way back

my eyes remind me
in what i see of a mustang horse

a running horse in the sky
that can bring my love back to me


Tuesday, January 06, 2015

Cartoon - Dirty Spying / Spying Dirty

I'm not sure if this is an attempt at irony, or just something provokingly childish and silly. I was thinking if it is true that the Internet has been bastardized into a just a big platform to hoover up information indiscriminately, and if there is a durable backup in a laser crystal (or passive diamond) matrix, there could be a chance this is being published in the future, via human or alien archaeologists. And why not? That is, if the cache of information survives the next war, which will wipe out most of life on Earth, at the hands of some kind of Skynet. But let us not put 16 to 17 horses in front of 23 - 35 carts. Happy new year! 2015 will be grand, or at least unforgettable. May you live in interesting times! CM Evans Cartoons