Monday, January 31, 2011

Cartoon - Infestation


How did this happen? There's a pirate ship in the bathroom sink, 8 in the hallway, 4 in the living room, a pirate sub in the kitchen, and a pirate race car and airplane in the garage. Also -- where are all the pirates? I feel like I'm going to be ambushed. CM Evans Cartoons

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Cartoon - Luck


By the time I was on my 5th dream, a good one where I'm going to kill Hitler in 1928 & make it look like an accident, saving the world from WWII, I was bumped-dialed by a person in the middle of the night. It sounded like it was someone calling from Asia, from a phone-booth in a radioactive centrifuge. Some people have no luck. Other fellas make luck like Rumpelstiltskin spinning sunshine out of gold. Both of these types are a menace to society. CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, January 28, 2011

Cartoon - On this Island


Ahhh! The lovely island of Oa-Ka-Tet-Tia. Otherwise known as "Easy Island", or known to the Spanish in the 16th century as La Isla de Empuje Fácil -- probably because of its fortuitous position along the route to the Philippines. I can't say enough about it. A place where you can go and be totally at ease in all things. Where the Ka-ka-Kia birds sing in the morning, a majestic cry, to the pounding of the surf and the tinkling of Mu-Ho-Kelokia -- translated quaintly as Pinch Log Falls. CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Cartoon - Today Is Safe


MMMM mmmm mmm! Today is the day, of all fricken magical special beautiful days! They didn't have to make it so special. Better go get them while you can. GO GET SOME. GO! CM Evans Cartoons

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Cartoon- Cursive


If fewer people read cursive writing, then I can really get on with my secret life. CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, January 14, 2011

Cartoon - Know Your Clouds


I'd say more about this, but I don't want to unduly influence you, in knowing your clouds. Have a happy Friday. CM Evans Cartoons

Tuesday, January 04, 2011