Thursday, February 13, 2020

Lets All Get on the Same Page

There it is! Failure! Or Success! https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Over Thinking is So Annoying

Find out where that is! https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Tuesday, February 04, 2020

The World is Studded with Artificial Mountains


Just hand it over here, and we'll put new batteries in it. 

Thursday, January 30, 2020

So What I Did Next

crow in a tree
punctuation mark
to never ending vastness

cow in a tree
punctuation mark
to never ending vastness

clown in a tree
honk honk! honk honk!
honk honk honk!

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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Very Serious Miming

When the code was cracked, it was discovered to say _______, _________ . https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Well Keep Your Pants On


That's why they called someone no one knows about. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

"Nobody likes him! Why should they?" says Henry Ford, looking up from the newspaper. "He's a horrible person!"

Chung Tzu hums and looks out the window at bunny tracks in the snow.

"Who is?" I ask.

"Who?" says Henry Ford.

"WHO IS?"

"I don't know!" says Henry Ford.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Uber me a Roomba


Giving those 'Harvard sentences' a good workout. 
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Thursday, January 09, 2020

Fine by Me


Pops: This is not a joke: but what about mini golf?
Scoot: I stopped. I can't.




Monday, January 06, 2020

I'm Now Calling Myself a Boomerang



Whee!


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Sunday, January 05, 2020