Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Cartoon - Shiny Balls

"It all began at the point of no return!"

Judy Maxwell
What's Up Doc?

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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Cartoon - Lack of Imagination Christmas Trees

Ooooh boy, I'm gearing up for the holidays now -- with cartoons! There should be a slew of them following, until the jolly fat man squeezes his ass down the chimney. Excuse me? Like what Clark Griswold said. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - 12 Days of Christmas

Argh! That "12 days of Christmas" song is a song of the insane. It is right up there with Schrödinger's Cat. Who the hell does sh*t like giving gifts like that, over any period of time? Anyone would be completely creeped out.

"Oh my god, he's still sending me gifts."

"Oh no! What did he send this time?"

"Geese shitting eggs all over the place!"

"What? Geese? What's with the birds?"

"I know, I'm still cleaning up from the Hens and the Doves."

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Monday, December 16, 2013

Cartoon - Holly Jolly

Yeah -- exactly what the mouse in the hole said. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Christmas Again

Are you all ready for Christmas? I did a cartoon like this last year. This is what I think, when I'm getting ready for Christmas. Now you can see how my mind works, inside. And if I draw this feller one more time, with a small door to a yellow house with an oversized Christmas tree, then he becomes a character. He becomes "Struggling Christmas Tree Insertion Man", or, "Overly Optimistic Solo Tannenbaum Buyer". But also -- I guess the cartoon guy still has to get his lights up. I don't know if he got them going last year. CM Evans Cartoons

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Fred is Stacked

Good old Fred. He's a red male Maine Coon, 7 years old, the best cat in the whole world. Nothing seems to get him down, as long as you give him food, and a place to lay. We've been stacking things on him for years. CM Evans Cartoons