Friday, November 14, 2014

Throwback - Hilariously Crossed


Here is a cartoon from the past. I have enough cartoons, published, or otherwise, to make huge paper mache figures bigger than a balloon in a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. I have probably 10,000 cartoons. Ok -- I have more than 5,000.

I could make a deadly trap out of all the gags I have drawn. Like the Roman emperor -- was it Nero? He killed his dinner guest with a smothering rain of rose petals.

I could do this with all my drawings. Good thing I ain't an emperor. Or a Pope.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Cartoon - Dumbass



I wish I had something more to write about this -- meaningful things at least. Do you like the multi-colored towel I used as a background? I almost threw this cartoon away, but portrays such a lifestyle, so unlike my own present circumstances, or how I ever was to start with, that I simply had to keep it. My favorite thing to do right now is to ride my bike every morning for about 15 miles, and I have this LED light up skull that I watch cycle through different colors. That is just about it. My social life. I hear from some other people, my life is actually fairly spicy -- I even go to the mall occasionally and read a book sitting on a couch like the mall is my living room, just to be around other people. We're all lonely, mostly -- but pretend we are not. You'll never see me looking like I don't have somewhere to go, or people to meet.  CM Evans Cartoons

Monday, November 10, 2014

Cartoon - Mind Control



Weeble skeeble, zeeble, meeble - or - the ____________ was going great, it was almost done in record time, when he questioned why it could ever be done right with the concept of it being done in "record time". False, untrue, fuckup -- Zen corpse, shit bag. So he stopped writing and turned the heater on, because he was tired of being thrifty and not running the heater. Shit bag.

a) Poetry book
b) Travelogue
c) Memoir
d) Bodice Ripper


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Hot Stove
Irvine

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Monday, October 27, 2014

10.27.14: News: William Barker interview and gallery on Marguerite Avenue: SCHWA



Exciting news! I have an interview on my web magazine "Marguerite Avenue", featuring William Barker -- creator of "Schwa". Also featured -- a gallery of his work. Just posted. Check it out.

This was a fun interview to do, because Bills work completely influenced me.  Schwa came out of the 1990s and the 'zine' movement -- it was at the top of the best series of work that came out then.

Cryptic, funny, sometimes menacing -- after a long hiatus, I'm glad that Bill is working on Schwa again.

Here is a link to WB on Facebook. And his online store.

http://margueriteavenue.weebly.com/


Monday, October 13, 2014

Cartoon - 7 and 7 and 7



The main thing, is I want to be helpful, and get you the facts. Just the facts. Like in this cartoon. There's a lot more to it than you would think, as you can see. Disney just shaved off a lot. I'm attempting, in my small way, to keep history from being lost.  CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, October 10, 2014

Cartoon - I Hope




I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, wherever you are in the world. And I am deeply in love with every one of you. Thanks for being so beautiful. CM Evans Cartoons


P.S.

Feel free to see my work over at Medium.com -- and recommend / forward it to your friends!

Thursday, October 09, 2014

News: CM Evans Cartoons over at Medium.com

I started posting cartoons at Medium.com, a cool place that I don't totally understand. If you want to visit -- here is my first post. Recommend it to your friends!


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Cartoons - Surprise Me

Challenge: "Surprise Me" here ya go:





Now I found out something in the research for these cartoons -- If you are going to be defying gravity: 1)  It is very hard to do, especially for a long period of time 2)  If you have a drink, it will spill, you have to hold the drink from the top -- and dribbles or condensation from the drink can potentially give you away.

So plan ahead.

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