Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Well if it isn't irrelevant ...

Scoot: I can't believe all the management style crap I have to do today.
Pops: Uh huh.

Thursday, December 05, 2019

In My Workout I am Dragging a Ham

Scoot: No iron core! Pops!
Pops: He's in full-blown panic mode.
Dabs: I don't remember it working that way.
Scoot: Weird gain issues?
Eels: That could have been what was happening to me. It was insulting me personally. I swear.
Pops: Could have been?
Scott: (To Eels) Not unless your name is 'weird gain issues'!
Eels: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Tuesday, December 03, 2019

Coffee is Not Made Out of Coffee


Dane: (Speaking rapidly) It was the same, it was the large one. It was... two.
Scoot: Oh my GOD! He replied, "It wasn't the hundred foot one, it was the one with the lumps."


Scoot: It is the same audio one?
Merk: They say they always had one.
Scoot: That sounds optiplexy to me. And .. uh. Hallway. Jeb.
Stella: Sure, what. I'm not going to be sleeping on a plane.
Scoot: I heard you were very good at your job, sober.
Stella: ???

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

There Was Context

Automatic dog watering and shamanistic cat psychology is the next hot area of product development. 

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

If You Err on the Side of Safety

"If you touch a Leprechaun with the handle of a used toilet plunger, they will explode like a hand-grenade. I guess you shouldn't be doing this, unless you are wearing a bomb disposal outfit." -- Henry David Thoreau

Friday, November 22, 2019

I Thought if I Planned All Day Today for Tomorrow Things Would Go More Smoothly the Next Day …

He said it was an ‘ironic idiom’, and I thought that was the kind of stingy stuff you put on a cut.

Thursday, November 14, 2019

I Wanted to Figure This Out Yesterday

there nothing i can do
and everything i can do

it makes as much sense
as if something could be

Be Careful What You Wish For

in praise of this day
and all days before you

anything concerning
just like a temporary veil

passing before us
only for a moment