Friday, January 17, 2020

Uber me a Roomba

Giving those 'Harvard sentences' a good workout.

Thursday, January 09, 2020

Fine by Me

Pops: This is not a joke: but what about mini golf?
Scoot: I stopped. I can't.

Monday, January 06, 2020

I'm Now Calling Myself a Boomerang


Sunday, January 05, 2020

Monday, December 16, 2019

If You Read Only 5 Books in 2019 ...

Scoot: Whaaat? ... (typing) ... That'll do, pig.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Thursday, December 12, 2019

I Live in a Harbinger Household Which Means Everything We Do is Basically Crap

“Just give him some wood, and he’ll build you a cabinet.” — Mike D

I'm All Set to Throw Myself Under the Bus

Fact of the day: The Tiger-Lilly (Cepoliocillios Momentous Granguili) is actually a tessiopod, rather than a fruit bearing flower.