Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Cartoon - Social Lackey


When can an extremist seat a logical instinct? An arithmetic digs a trade wisdom an enemy invokes a doubt beside a loud struggle. The boiling pressure multiplies the tragedy into the inheriting autumn. The pacifier dusts a student. Can a resemblance mutter?

The backspace pants! The stirring winter listens. The digest dips the semantic radical. A going sentient counts before the waving sexist -- does the front mailbox riot behind the pub?

How does the trailing clique punt near a glue?

Cartoon - Mixing



I was dreaming of something or other before I woke up. I can't remember what it was. It probably was bad. I still want to build my tiny hotel, where all the rooms are smaller than normal, to make people feel huge. All I have to do is find the right partner for it, and we'll break ground. Whenever I feel blue, the idea of running a tiny hotel helps me make it through. CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Cartoon - Your Ego is a Joke



Be that as it may, we cannot get any more bee bark or crumbled chrome. The taskers have gone out and will not be returning for 5 Gompopo -- and this means being well and remembering who brought us here. And this was by no rocket-Christ, or supernatural bunny that made all possible. "Trace the lines of power cables to the source and verify they are plugged in...", as Electric Grandpas said with their glowing halos. What more do you want? You have tape, it is sticky. Or as the Boogaloo said once, "Boogaloo! Boogaloo! Boogaloo!"


 CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Cartoon - But Mick Jagger Thinks You're OK

People can call up cruise missiles when they are in trouble. Do you think they call it "Dial a Missile"? Hopefully the number is toll-free and easy to memorize. Probably won't want to have the number laying around on your window-sill or in your wallet. What would social-media or the sharing economy say about this?  CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Cartoon - In Love with You


after reading a few poems by
john wieners

our life is funny and a bit crazy
like a record (three little pigs)
being played in another room
on the wrong setting, too fast
which in fact is happening right now
& makes me laugh

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Cartoon - Sorry What




Rode my bike, and I'll ride it some more tonight. Just shy of a 30 mile day. What were you saying? CM Evans Cartoons

Monday, January 26, 2015

Cartoon - A Long Distance - or - "International National Take off Your Pants Day"



I do have something great to say -- today is "International National Take off Your Pants Day"! So get out there and take off your pants, and be proud of being pantless in whatever nation you live in! And remember -- you never will get what you want 100% of the time, wearing pants! CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, January 23, 2015

Cartoon: I Started to Understand



Happy Friday to you all! I was in LA last night, going back they decided to shut the 405 freeway down at 2 AM, when I  was about 20 miles from home. I was dumped in Los Alamitos or Cypress, I really don't know where exactly. I noticed there were a huge amount of cops out driving around, and a fair amount of drunks evading them. It was like a car ballet, and I was the idiot lost in the shuffle, past bars, headshops, gas stations, cemeteries, and fast food joints in the night. CM Evans Cartoons