Monday, July 21, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
I am having a great day today. No, being 'middle aged' does not mean you are in Hell, or you are stupid. I have no idea when middle age happens. I think 'middle age' might happen right after you stop learning new things, and you think you know everything worth knowing. That will never happen to me, and most of the people who I love. So much to do, see, and be aware of. CM Evans Cartoons
Friday, July 04, 2014
Have a Happy 4th of July -- for all you United Staters. I always look back fondly at the 4th of July, for the time in the late 1970s, where we almost burned our neighborhood down. But we managed to put it out before the fire department showed up. Those were the days! CM Evans Cartoons
Tuesday, July 01, 2014
Yeah yeah yeah. No trust Facebook now. But it is sorta like getting to be friends with a liar named FB who has a reputation of stealing from everyone the liar is pals with. And your friend FB steals some change from your desk drawer, eats your food when you wanted the food, locks you out of your house when it is raining, possibly takes your car for a day, pretends to be you to get your family to buy shit, and then tries to put your head in a vise and drill holes in your skull to see if it can turn you into a compliant robot human to satisfy whatever it wants. I think I got away. But Google wants to do this to me, too -- or chase me down the street with an army of gun-toting spider robots. I live in a twisted sci-fi fantasy. Sort of like a classic Start Trek. And I'm wearing a red shirt. CM Evans Cartoons
Friday, June 27, 2014
Yes -- "Happy Birthday" is referring to an event -- a persons date of being born. Not a happy persons named "Birthday". This explanation for all you out there who were confused on this widespread cultural reference -- but were afraid to ask, because you are form another planet, and you are masquerading as a human.
Happy Birthday, to my niece, and very talented artist, Annabelle!
CM Evans Cartoons
Thursday, June 26, 2014
I've discovered I like taking pictures of my cartoons on the floor, or on other surfaces, much better than scanning them in with the scanner. The potentiality of color and textures is right out the roof. So beware -- I'm continuing to work this way. I also remember there is a tribe in South America and I think they lick this one poisonous toad, and get high of the near death experience. Oh and look, a Wikipedia article on such behavior. But little info on Amazon tribes doing this. CM Evans Cartoons
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
I was on a retreat and I watched this guy try to score, he was really smooth, debonair, sort of sad n' weary of the World and its tricks-- but who goes to a Dharma center to hit on young chicks? Oh, yeah, all the guys do. Except me -- I'm the silly one laying brick, washing pots, sweeping, and cleaning glass. Praying, mediating, doing endless circumambulations, full length prostrations, meditating, looking very connected with a spiritual program. And doing whatever else might be needed to be done. And then trying to hit on chicks. CM Evans Cartoons