Thursday, January 30, 2020

So What I Did Next

crow in a tree
punctuation mark
to never ending vastness

cow in a tree
punctuation mark
to never ending vastness

clown in a tree
honk honk! honk honk!
honk honk honk!

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Very Serious Miming

When the code was cracked, it was discovered to say _______, _________ .

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Well Keep Your Pants On

That's why they called someone no one knows about.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

"Nobody likes him! Why should they?" says Henry Ford, looking up from the newspaper. "He's a horrible person!"

Chung Tzu hums and looks out the window at bunny tracks in the snow.

"Who is?" I ask.

"Who?" says Henry Ford.


"I don't know!" says Henry Ford.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Uber me a Roomba

Giving those 'Harvard sentences' a good workout.

Thursday, January 09, 2020

Fine by Me

Pops: This is not a joke: but what about mini golf?
Scoot: I stopped. I can't.

Monday, January 06, 2020

I'm Now Calling Myself a Boomerang


Sunday, January 05, 2020