Friday, February 21, 2014

Cartoon - Hitting the Motherlode

I was going to draw something else -- but then this showed up somehow. I have no idea why.

I was more trying to coming up with a cartoon, on how birds are actually people. I told my son, who is seven now, that birds don't come from eggs. I explained most birds are people who lied too much. I told my son every time you lie, you get smaller by just a little bit -- it is hardly noticeable. And as you get smaller, your skin starts to become more feathery. You continue to tell fibs, you keep shrinking and getting more and more feathery, and then one day you are a bird!

My son smiled kindly, didn't believe me -- even for one second. You see, I also told him once that keyfobs come from key-trees. I said the keyfobs grow like leaves on the key-tree, and when they are ripe the break off in pairs and fly fly fly to the keystore to be sold as key-fobs.

Oh well. Let me know when you strike it rich.

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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Cartoon - God Parking

It is a bit embarrassing. You get ticketed by emanations from your own creation. A demonstration of the concept of 'free will', I guess. CM Evans Cartoons

Monday, February 17, 2014

Cartoon - It Is My

I hope you are having a swell day, in whatever part of the world you are from. Try this one out. I think it is always worth trying to change one's self, because if I change then everyone around me can reap that benefit, and they didn't have to do anything. We're talking positive change here. The more positive changes in you, the more people come into your life. I know this is obvious to many of you, but I thought I'd mention it to those who were wondering if the good is stronger than the bad. CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, February 14, 2014

Cartoon - AprilValen's Day

Of course, then I go back for the throat, or a give it a swift kick to the balls. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Valentines Day / Bring It

Then there are those times when I try to be nice, and I try extra hard, but I end up not being nice. Because I wasn't really being so reasonable before.

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Cartoon - 2. 14. 14

OK -- I go for contrast, or perspective here. Trying to make it to the other side. Some people can enjoy a holiday, without other people going in and bombing it to smithereens.

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Cartoon - Valentines Day

Sometimes I cartoon exactly what I'm thinking. People tend to be less honest nowadays, with all the blogging, texting and chatting we do -- I think it is because we want to appear to be nice.


I also love the entire country of Portugal. And every person there who looks at my cartoons.

Happy Valentine's Day to you. : -)

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Cartoon - Why I

When I can't figure things out, I draw charts. Here is a new chart that could come in handy for any number of occasions -- at work, at home, wherever. Enjoy. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Hardly

I'm reading more short stories by HP Lovecraft. It's been a few years -- I found a few of his books in my library that I now can shelve because I have shelves. Then I was reading the stories more carefully, and I realized that I'm not reading a book by HP Lovecraft -- it is actually a collection of stories by Frank Belknap Long -- one of a few notable writers in the circle of 'Weird Tales', with Lovecraft. LOL. It has been some time since I read Frank Belknap Long and mistook him of HP Lovecraft. CM Evans Cartoons