Showing posts with label Blasphemer Mouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blasphemer Mouse. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Monday, December 07, 2015

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Monday, November 30, 2015

Monday, October 05, 2015

Cartoon - Hand Farting


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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Cartoon: I Heard



I got this one from Barack Obama -- who auto-tweets every hour or so. He wrote if sea levels rise 1 foot, it will cost us 200 billion dollars. I wonder how much it would cost us if the seal level fell 1 foot? I'm guessing about 200 billion dollars. CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Cartoon - Notions




I know why I do what I do. Do you know why you do what you do?

Friday, May 01, 2015

Cartoon: The Internet of Things




I'm making a lot of cartoons for the year 2099, because in 2099 I'll be too busy to be making cartoons with my new robotic body, in my new career as an intrepid backward-time traveling assassin.

CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Cartoon - Feeling Free



I think it is incredible that people assume a concept of a 'higher power' is potentially knowable, like the instructions on a box of pasta -- which they don't understand -- and they couldn't cook, either. I'm more agnostic as I go along here in the sideshow of life. I think being increasingly agnostic gives me more faith, and I believe in something even more because of it. CM Evans Cartoons

Monday, April 27, 2015

Cartoon - BM Liar Liar Liar





I posted a few cartoons over at Medium, and I forgot to update them here. 
I do hope you have a great day.
I'll be cartooning here for the next 45 years.



Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Cartoon - A Rise by Any Other Name


Politics parades people -- an oppressive planetary ideology believes in atheism or religion. People naturally strain above Politics and hesitate outside intolerance. Underneath Politics yawns the family. They always have yawned at this -- in a way it isn't real if all is on order and we accept responsibility of being good neighbors. Time reverts in Age and kids act outside the sunny equilibrium we wish to imagine. A pit chases every ripped attribute: why do we let a petty irritation turn into a curse that will hum into the reckless cyclone of activity? When can Age keep us from being merely a parrot of our own biases? CM EVANS CARTOONS

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Cartoon - I Have a Hard Time

Sometimes I wish I knew you well. But then again, it is okay we don't know each other, because last time I got to know you, you ate all my food and threw up on the furniture.

My mind is like a weather-vane. Or is it my ego that is the cute rooster with an arrow that thoughts blow around in circles? I had a dream you were coming back, but I get pointed in the wrong direction all the time. What torture.

In any case, benevolently I am sure I provide lots of laughs for higher multidimensional super-intelligent beings eons beyond my primitive level of technology. And with that a possibility, what could go wrong, or how could anything be intolerable?


CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Cartoon - Social Lackey


When can an extremist seat a logical instinct? An arithmetic digs a trade wisdom an enemy invokes a doubt beside a loud struggle. The boiling pressure multiplies the tragedy into the inheriting autumn. The pacifier dusts a student. Can a resemblance mutter?

The backspace pants! The stirring winter listens. The digest dips the semantic radical. A going sentient counts before the waving sexist -- does the front mailbox riot behind the pub?

How does the trailing clique punt near a glue?

Cartoon - Mixing



I was dreaming of something or other before I woke up. I can't remember what it was. It probably was bad. I still want to build my tiny hotel, where all the rooms are smaller than normal, to make people feel huge. All I have to do is find the right partner for it, and we'll break ground. Whenever I feel blue, the idea of running a tiny hotel helps me make it through. CM Evans Cartoons