Friday, January 25, 2013

Cartoon - Fish for Survival

I hate it when God decides to drop a fishing trawler on my head, when I'm lost on purpose, wandering around the desert like an idiot. CM Evans Cartoons.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Cartoon - BM Instant Instant

Hello, how I have missed you. How are you? Here is some feedback for you instantly, I don't know if you a ready for it, but here it comes instantly. If you want more, I'm not selling, I'm just giving it away for free until we are all exhausted. Or you could buy one of my t-shirts. CM Evans Cartoons

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Cartoon - Ha ha ha / Random Button

Sometimes I go to my cartoon website and I click on the 'Random' button for a few minutes or hours, to see what comes up. You never know what might come up. Similarly, I will hit the 'Random' button in my brain and keep typing.Yes, I am in love with you, but I see we can never be together. It must have been four years since they had that fixed right. No, it depends on how far the ends are aligned with true North, not magnetic North. On that side of the street. Every day they show up at about 5 PM and make a lot of noise. What? I'm as meek as a Lamb, and as strong as a Lion. CM Evans Cartoons

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Cartoon - My Sweetness

Today is like a big house, full of fun -- half of America has the flu. The second half of America will soon have the flu. Does writing these things, make these things true? Or were they true all along? Try and see the hilarity of life. CM Evans Cartoons

Sunday, January 06, 2013

Cartoon - Not Every

I have a friend whose cartoons have appeared in The New Yorker, and he said that once you get your work in The New Yorker, then you have to get your work into The New Yorker again. I've been lucky to get my work into places like 'Bottom's Outhouse Review', 'The Smallish Little Literary Quarterly Nobody Notices, But Is Really Brilliant', 'Porcupine Hill Gazette', and even 'McSweeney's Quarterly Concern', twice. Plans for this year: more cartoons. That said, I logged onto my facebook account after not logging onto it for about four months, and I was told 3 people 'unfriended' me. Frankly, instead of being sad or upset, I found it quite exhilarating to be 'unfriended' on facebook. CM Evans Cartoons

Friday, January 04, 2013

Cartoon - Please Avoid Looking at this Cartoon

Nothing to see here folks! Or, I was thinking about Star Wars, and the Death Star. Hmmm. The Death Star is the size of a small moon. It shoots this beam and blows up the planet Alderaan, poof! You gotta figure the planet is way bigger than the Death Star -- our Moon, for instance, has approximately 1/4 Earth's diameter, 1/50 Earth's volume, and 1/80 Earth's mass. So the Death Star related to Alderaan can't be more than 2 percent of the planets mass. So that is a pretty huge amount of energy for the Death Star to have, however you want to explain it, to be able to vaporize a planet with almost 100% more mass than the Death Star. And the Death Star totally annihilates Alderaan from very far away, because the Death Star does not get pelted with any debris, so the power source in the Death Star that produces this beam is all the greater in intensity.  That is a lot of energy to be controlling, I wonder how they do it? I bet there were quite a few accidents before they got the vaporizing of planets just right. Where did they test it? If the Empire is so technologically capable, and the Death Star is so fabulously expensive and complex, why wouldn't they use more conventional means to dominate the Empire? It is a movie, I know. But you gotta wonder. Thus I have lost my mind. CM Evans Cartoons

Thursday, January 03, 2013

Cartoon - Cranes

Happy New Year to all of us, I was out of town, but now I am back. Looking forward to 2013, and all the crazy things it can bring. I hope you have a good year too. By the way, I folded 35 cranes and I got everything I was wishing for, and how. CM Evans Cartoons