tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180129992024-03-07T10:57:13.332-08:00HP LOVECRAFT IS MY PAPERBOYA Companion to the Website CM EVANS CARTOONS that also takes out the trash to end the insanityCMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.comBlogger1201125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-34988977939536956602020-02-19T10:40:00.001-08:002020-02-19T10:40:10.705-08:00Moving to a new blog!<div style="text-align: center;">
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After being here since 2005, I've moved to a new blog. You can find more of my work at https://cmevanscartoons.blogspot.com. Take care and see you over there!</div>
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CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-63559083157337112772020-02-13T09:52:00.004-08:002020-02-13T09:52:54.560-08:00Lets All Get on the Same Page<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There it is! Failure! Or Success! https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson</div>
CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-29372358618491572852020-02-13T07:50:00.000-08:002020-02-13T07:55:36.744-08:00Over Thinking is So Annoying <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Find out where that is! https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson</div>
CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-89168802322016835052020-02-12T13:00:00.003-08:002020-02-12T13:00:44.691-08:00My Best Strategy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-67654163782376925382020-02-12T11:02:00.003-08:002020-02-12T11:02:33.253-08:00Everyone was Profane, Except for Me, Because my Mom Hates Swearing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-79392897706581088952020-02-04T10:53:00.001-08:002020-02-04T10:53:19.961-08:00The World is Studded with Artificial Mountains<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-64192746242692936152020-01-30T10:50:00.001-08:002020-01-30T10:50:24.079-08:00So What I Did Next<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-80244685290136551542020-01-29T08:27:00.003-08:002020-01-29T08:27:45.641-08:00Very Serious Miming<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-22027841312320366462020-01-28T14:22:00.002-08:002020-01-28T14:22:29.792-08:00Starting to Figure Out How Many Hats Should be in the Museum of the History of Hats<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-5441606244421498932020-01-22T12:19:00.005-08:002020-01-22T12:19:48.370-08:00Well Keep Your Pants On<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"Nobody likes him! Why should they?" says Henry Ford, looking up from the newspaper. "He's a horrible person!"<br />
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Chung Tzu hums and looks out the window at bunny tracks in the snow.<br />
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"Who?" says Henry Ford.<br />
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Giving those 'Harvard sentences' a good workout. </div>
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Pops: This is not a joke: but what about mini golf?</div>
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CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-20456375891786059262020-01-05T18:28:00.003-08:002020-01-05T18:28:56.677-08:00Welcome to 2020<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Scoot: Whaaat? ... (typing) ... That'll do, pig.<br />
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<br />CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-69957177496214956132019-12-13T13:44:00.001-08:002019-12-13T13:44:27.836-08:00More Scientific Results<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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CMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06852676461994077684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012999.post-85261645248834034242019-12-12T08:46:00.005-08:002019-12-12T08:46:44.015-08:00I'm All Set to Throw Myself Under the Bus<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Fact of the day: The Tiger-Lilly (Cepoliocillios Momentous Granguili) is actually a tessiopod, rather than a fruit bearing flower. </div>
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Scoot: No iron core! Pops!<br />
Pops: He's in full-blown panic mode.<br />
Dabs: I don't remember it working that way.<br />
Scoot: Weird gain issues?<br />
Eels: That could have been what was happening to me. It was insulting me personally. I swear.<br />
Pops: Could have been?<br />
Scott: (To Eels) Not unless your name is 'weird gain issues'!<br />
Eels: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!<br />
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Dane: (Speaking rapidly) It was the same, it was the large one. It was... two.<br />
Scoot: Oh my GOD! He replied, "It wasn't the hundred foot one, it was the one with the lumps."<br />
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Scoot: It is the same audio one?<br />
Merk: They say they always had one.<br />
Scoot: That sounds optiplexy to me. And .. uh. Hallway. Jeb.<br />
Stella: Sure, what. I'm not going to be sleeping on a plane.<br />
Scoot: I heard you were very good at your job, sober.<br />
Stella: ???<br />
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"If you touch a Leprechaun with the handle of a used toilet plunger, they will explode like a hand-grenade. I guess you shouldn't be doing this, unless you are wearing a bomb disposal outfit." -- Henry David Thoreau</div>
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