Cartoon - King of Idiots

Someone is moving into an apartment nearby here, and every time they take a load down the moving ramp, it sounds like a bucket of chains being dumped on a steel floor. People are laughing, slamming doors, and singing too, telling jokes. The sun just came out. Happy Friday! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Fish Costume

Pick your battles, and costumes. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - Going on Vacation

I have a few people in my life who will do this for me. I'm appreciating this. The cartoon looks all wavy because I drew it with a blunt pencil on a book, not because I'm having a stroke or I'm crazy. Well, I am crazy. CRAZYGOOD I think. If you point out how I'm ignorant or silly I am, I promise I'll listen. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Crowd Source Me

I heard how they were gonna crowdsource the digital recording of the mayor of Toronto smoking crack. Then I had my own ideas for crowdsourcing. I started with 'Crowd' and 'Source' separated, and gee, I though that was so funny, I didn't correct it. You could crowdsource me to get the two words together. But see, I do it all on my own. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - Getting Over

I have dust in my eye, or a hair in my eye, or the nation of Spain in my eye. This morning I overhead someone talking about how wonderful Portugal is.

Portugal rocks! You can chill in Portugal. All the homies are in Portugal, the get DOWN there man, serously! Some of them are way cool, in Portugal.

You say 'Portugal' and I think 'Spain'. You say 'Portugal' and I think 'Barcelona'. I think I'll go grab all my money, and get to Spain on a red-eye, and have no money for the rest of the trip. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - Qyeneist Je is Kekis Ke

Qyeneist je is kekis ke -- blah chungs sammolite blah blah, blah tobbouis chresher blah -- keosi blah
chroupsole blah. Whoo keism whoo, whoo, la la. Blah veroiu blah, meep, whpoo, da da da da da. Neep neep, boing, schwing -- tap tap, bleep. Blah sjemu blah wyhens woie blah, zwhooop, zing, zap, pop. Meep meep, meepo, zeepo, shoopo -- querty; morro borrlo barrlo, wherlo. Zinga zinga-dinga brillo, zero, mopes. Hungo que tobrillo zoundcaper Soundperant pants, verguilo -- chump fenaisus, billi pops mom throughsm. Bagel and cream cheese. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - Okeeee

 

OK -- just working things out in diagrams, now. They save me time, rather than writing about this. I understand the concept: In diagram  no. 1, you surrender, and become less selfish and fearful. And most of the time it works for me. But I can be very stubborn. Thus, diagram no.2. Oh, well. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Like and Like

I learned if I take my time, in the right time, in the right way, there's lots of sides to anything -- just like there's lots of sides to a tree, a sunny day, or an opera. You taught me this -- thanks!  CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Go Figure

Here is a bit of brilliance I found on an electronic clipboard:

Note we didin’t take a section of the seq – see if it still misbehaves like this:
No XDCAM presets
User picks NTSC H.264, AAC 48 khz – gets 2 asserts they   – rendering now is grey and scattered
User picks to “Embed in output File” – app asserts, they
User trims the export to be just after the CTI line indicated in the Export Settings preview timeline – app asserts – user it
Exports inprocess - -app asserts – user 
Media Encoder: Error compiling movie. Unknown Error.
Queue
Assert
AME launches
Assert
Exporting completes

I am a poet, no doubt.

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PS

I had a dream that I was hanging out with a few Nordic gods -- Odin being one of them. All was fine, until this big creature -- something out of Star-Wars, pissed off Odin, so he killed it by jumping through the monster like a Odin-projectile. I remember thinking in the dream, wow, messy, and I guess a God can kill things by jumping through them. Never thought of it that way. Then I wake up.

Cartoon - Relaxed

Whenever I get blue, I remind myself that cartooning is better than ballancing ice-cream cones on the CM Evans Cartoons tips of my fingers.

Cartoon - Here It Is

Here it is. I figured this out today. Not just about me, probably everybody. Okay, fine! This does nto have to do with you. You're different. No, I'm not bringing this up because I ate all the ice-cream. CM Evans Cartoons