Cartoon - I Know

I chop wood, carry water, read the sports page and watch baseball. I don't have much time to meditate or be one with the Universe. I do have time to worry about where my baseball cards from 1975 went, or miss my record collection I gave to a friend who stopped talking to me in 1992. And there is wondering why the sky is blue, thinking about how reflections are microscopic, and if you can preserve avocados. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartooon - Yodeler

Yodeling goes back thousands of years, or it should go back thousands of years. Yelling certainly has/ does/ is. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Horrible Asps

Watch out for those horrible asps. Listening to REM songs online today. I'll probably go to obscure blues, and then Roy Orbison. Then heavy metal, Motorhead or Guns n Roses. I love the internets. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Quantum Entanglement vs. Cute

Quantum Entanglement. How do I summarize this? The concept is, if one hunk of matter comes in contact with another hunk of matter, there can be some kind of quantum exchange that occurs -- a harmonization between the two of them, they rub off on one another. After this, no matter how far apart the two bodies are, when something happens to one of them, it also happens/ echoes to the other body in a corresponding way. Some scientists theorize this quantum entanglement could be a method of communication 10,000 times faster than the speed of light, or virtually instantaneous over any distance. Sounds like Love to me, or a broken heart. Take your pick!

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Hi, I'm cute and I have no concepts of

math, or anything. I like paper.

 

CB #1 / CB #2

 

Adorable. Lights stuff on fire with his eyes.

AC -13 / Immune to Irony.

 

Grand. Is able to lick the back of his heels.

Can you lick the back of your heels?

 

 

Cartoon - Crazy Bastards

I've taken in two cats, because a person I know is out of town for a long time, on short notice, and I am dependable and kind to animals.

This morning, the older cat just hit every object I own with a 2 x 4, and the kitten has decided to disassemble the couch with a pair of garden shears. The day before, the kitten pulled out every box of cerial or pasta and threw them at the ceiling, while the bigger cat drove a truck through my bedroom.

Impossible you say? If you could see my apartment right now, you'd believe me. Now I'm going to pet them, and talk to each one of them like they were a baby. To think I once was a 'dog person'. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Lunch/ Launch

This has never happend before, ever. With all the crazy shit that is going down with North Korea, this certainly is not ever going to happen. People in the miltary, a soldier in charge of the button that fires missles, hundreds of missles -- they pick level headed individuals & they have the top best training. Their instructors have a whole bunch of tests that make sure that words like "LUNCH" and LAUNCH" are not mistaken, or taken out of context. They aslo have a series of protocols, too -- binders of them. I bet they do. So this won't happen.

If it did happen, some jerk did it and broke the rules on purpose, because they figured they'd be famous if they started WWIII. I hate people like that. What are the odds of something like this happening. Oh, now I don't want to think about it.

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Caught in the Act

Three shots of me painting, at the gallery in Laguna Beach. Plus a peice in progress. I think these are the first pics ever, after all these years, of me making art. Caught in the act!

Cartoon - Not to Worry!

I drew this cartoon when I got two free tickets to the movies, but then I started thinking a bit neurotically who I'd ask to go, but I didn't stop thinking. I can ruin justabout anything by thinking. Interesting side-note: I'm watching Ken Burns' "The Civil War"documentary from 1991 on netflix, and for some reason, the music from the documentary has completly overpowered my lazy habitual negative speculating. So now I just have to watch out for the purpose-driven thinking, and I'll be enlightened. Yeah, okay, I'm crazy.
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Cartoon - Five Bucks

Gosh, that is all I need. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Happy Birthday to You

Happy birthday!

Cartoon - Pisa Pizzeria

More Leaning Tower of Pisa stuff here..Question: Do you think it is an obsession when you close your eyes and see the thing you are thinking about, behind your eyelids? I don't think so. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - April Idaho

Have a happy day, whatever this day is today. Are you really moving to Idaho? I think that is a swell idea. we'll all miss you terribly, but we also understand. CM Evans Cartoons