Cartoon - Sushi in a Bottle

Damn, man. Why can't I get me some of that? I want it bad! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - So Much

This isn't your normally scheduled cartoon update. It was a 40 foot drop from the top of the cliff to the bottom, but we had airbags, so we were okay when we hit the rocks. But the rolling over and over again after that down the canyon was not what I expected. Nor did I ever suspect how many homeless encampments we'd pass through, on the way to the beach. Thank goodness nobody was hurt. Some personal possessions were squished. And the limo, too. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Hi Honey

I had a lousy caption for this one, so I got rid of it. Feel free to add your own caption, if you think it needs one. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Stay Off

I can say write many words about this cartoon. Puerile. Childish. Didactic. Immature. Fabricated. Hammy. Extravagant. Inordinate. Stupid. Infantile. Boorish. Preposterous. Overdone. Immoderate. Idiotic. Gratuitous. For all those reasons, funny, too. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Cupid Sez

Happy Valentine's Day to us all! Let us check the list -- right off, I supposed we are missing Roses -- a dozen if you are serious. I didn't have room for roses in the cartoon, so forgive me. Plus roses are a pain in the ass to draw. But we do have a big red overpowering Valentine & Box O Chocolates...check, check. Fine Wine, yes -- and Movie Tickets -- for the fellas out there, it better be for a "chick flick" like Juno, not anything remotely like Rambo. Doing great so far. Don't mess this up. What did you say? Ah, the paddle, or "swatter". Where did that come from? Well, it does have a cute heart on it. If you're bugged, swat with it. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon Redux - Le Grant Kalendrier

Posted back on 10/2004. I don't think people have looked at this one closely. I mean, look closely, don't worry -- nothing is going to pop out at you and scream like a banshee scaring the pants off of you. Do you see the cell phones? Ha ha ha ha! One of the tormented (upper right) is even still ordering Chinese take-out. That is hilarious! I crack myself up sometimes, distorting history. I should add some of those stupid blue-tooth headsets to update it all the way. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Interrupted

Totally unreasonable. Gave me a citation for like $500.00. God made high explosives, and God made fish, right? Why can't we use both? Besides, I don't think Boot Lake is stocked with anything, except old boots and Skripes. And those Skripes ain't even a native species. CM Evans Cartoons