Cartoon - The More I Don't

BM returns for the bi-weekly CM Evans Cartoons cartoon update. The cartoon cartoon update. What else would it be on a cartoon website? I'd write more, but my hair is on fire. CM Evans Cartoons

Link to Ascii Art

I nuked this entry -- whoops! I added a link to an interesting website called the Ascii Art Dictionary, coming out of Germany, I think. Worth taking a look at, so you can see how they did it with graphics old school old school old school old school old school, school. Originally this link was found via that net staple Boing Boing. Thanks for that! Links Section

Real vs Fake

I'm helping you out here, seriously. Look closely. See? See? You're just saying you can tell the difference. How do you know I didn't switch them, and the "real" ones are fake and the "fake" ones are real? Well, I didn't do that. But I just as well could have, the way you took a look at it. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Rudy Decides

I draw a fair amount of baseball type gags, though I admit I am not a big sports fan. Some of my inspiration comes from hearing stories about a drunken baseball league my friend Erik was in. Basically, teams of 20 something chain-smoking alcoholics from different bars would play one another -- and Erik's team was one of the worst in the league. So they naturally had the most fun. CM Evans Cartoons

Tony Cartoon and the UES

Oh Tony, oh Tony, oh Tony Tony Tony. This picture appears along with about two-dozen of my cartoons over at Upleasent Event Schedule, in the Archives section. What is UES? It is a fine little lit and art website run by Daniel Nester, who when not teaching, editing, and doing readings like karaoke-poetry, he'll write books like "God Save My Queen", a tribute to the lyrics of the epic rock group Queen. CM Evans Cartoons

Greetings from Angry, CA

Greetings from Angry, CA. What is the history and location of the municipality of Angry? Angry (sometimes referred to as "El Rancho de la Cólera" by the inhabitants to confuse outsiders) was founded in 1887 by Riled Joe Thunderson at the foot of the Viejo Hombre Enfurecido Mountains, a few clicks from Slab City or the Salton Sea. The rest of the details of Angry, what they do, why they are there, what is the major industries, lifestyle, etc. is none of my goddamn business. The folks of Angry don't suffer fools, gawkers, tourists, mumblers, idiots, politicians, or mimes. The town motto, carved over the mayor's office in the small charming City Hall is, "A Bene Placito". The unofficial motto of the town, written in chalk over the bar at "Infurio", the town drinking establishment, is "Si usted habla con mí, le golpearé con el pie en la cabeza." Yikes! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Gee Wiz

We're clicking along here, put up a new cartoonograph on the site today, titled "Gee Wiz". Had a hard time coming up with a good title for this puppy. I wish I could post and not have a title, but the main site isn't set up that way. Tell you what -- first person who comments here on this posting, I'll send you a signed copy of any cartoon you want. Or I'll send you a signed canned ham. Go for the ham. CM Evans Cartoons

More BM

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Cartoon - BM sez "Red Light Blinking"

Welcome to Tuesday, April 04, 2006. Today I give you BM, or for those who don't know him, Blasphemer Mouse, in "Red Light Blinking". Why the mouse hole and no mouse? I don't know. Blasphemer Mouse invented himself in the margins of my sketchbooks and journals aways back and has been here ever since. You can see other examples of BMs here, here, there, there, and here. Have a great day. CM Evans Cartoons