Cartoon - Meeting Chair

I tried out an online dating service for 3 months. On the bright side of things, we all made it to Friday, and I just got back from Chicago. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - My Big Chance

I hear people being lucky in life, when they complain about stuff. Especially when they don't realize how lucky they really are. And you shouldn't discount when someone complains, they can talk, think, and they have something to complain about. In the end, I think it all gets spoiled for most folks, when they understand how good things are going. For me, everything was going fine when the squirters on my windshield worked the other day, and also this morning at 5.30 AM when they wouldn't work at all. It gives me a fine point of perspective. When the squirters were working, two of the jets shot over the top of the truck. With them not working, I save window-washing fluid. The truck works through it all, and it is like me, a hooptie. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Schrödinger Cat

I made the big mistake of starting out my morning all happy and carefree, and then I decide to listen to what my purebred Maine Coon, Freddy, has to say. He's got a bone to pick with Schrödinger. He's been waiting a long time to tell me about Mr. Schrödinger. When he was done, I promised Fred that Schrödinger was out. Goddamn it, I said I hate the guy, Ok? I had absolutely nothing to fucking do with it. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Rabbit Fed

I wanted to say thanks to all the people who have subscribed to this cartoon blog. I totally appreciate it. If you think someone might enjoy my warped sense of humor -- let them know! More work to follow. I'm interested in doing translations of my cartoons, so the humor isn't locked into the confines of English. If anyone is interested in giving me translations for cartoons they like, let me know -- I'll be happy to update them. Thanks again! CM Evans

Cartoon - Impossible

I guess it will pass. Why am I so distracted? CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - BOMB GAME 9000

Game design and concepts rolling out now are light-years beyond the old text driven adventures and hi-rez games that pioneered it all.

Just kidding.

How about this: Suppose I could have my computer simulate a mountain of 4 kinds of cheeses that is the height of Mt. Everest and go skiing on it? Suppose Mt. Everest-o-Cheese was also on fire, and exploding? And infested with mutant aliens? Trying to kill me? Being led by a evil scientist? Shooting me to the 5th dimension? Where water tastes like bacon? Where I find out a Man in Black controls everything? Implausible? Game design and concepts so rock today.

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Cartoon - Buttons

Where would I be without computers and the Internet? Without the cloud and mobile multi-media devices? I'd be bored and mimeographing this on a stolen mimeograph, going out after dark and stuffing these pages under doormats and in the magazine racks of cafes and bars. But I know I've made a deal with the Devil of Nerds. Which isn't too bad, because the D.o.N is afraid of horses, girls, and peeing in public. CM Evans Cartoons