So What I Did Next

crow in a tree

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to never ending vastness

cow in a tree

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to never ending vastness

clown in a tree

honk honk! honk honk!

honk honk honk!

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Very Serious Miming

When the code was cracked, it was discovered to say _______, _________ . https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

You Are So Weird

Scoot: Thanks for the help on that! 

Fef: Um .. not really!

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Starting to Figure Out How Many Hats Should be in the Museum of the History of Hats

Me: Hello, wild goose.

Wild Goose: HONK!

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Well Keep Your Pants On

That's why they called someone no one knows about. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

"Nobody likes him! Why should they?" says Henry Ford, looking up from the newspaper. "He's a horrible person!"

Chung Tzu hums and looks out the window at bunny tracks in the snow.

"Who is?" I ask.

"Who?" says Henry Ford.

"WHO IS?"

"I don't know!" says Henry Ford.

Uber me a Roomba

Giving those 'Harvard sentences' a good workout. 

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Fine by Me

Pops: This is not a joke: but what about mini golf?

Scoot: I stopped. I can't.

I'm Now Calling Myself a Boomerang

Whee!

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Welcome to 2020