Thursday, May 19, 2011
Cartoon - Cough Needle
It isn't illegal, unethical, or immoral -- even suspect -- for the doctor to say things like, "We need to do some tests to check for ____________. The procedure will involve sticking some big needles in your ass cheeks and making them flex with an electric current to see which cheek flexes the least. Then we'll know the answer!"
It isn't like he is asking permission to light your hands on fire, or hit you in the head with a brick, right? Or throw you into a pool of electric eels, or blow a building up around you. Or seal you in a trunk full of broken glass & send you off Niagara Falls, or tie your body to the prow of a battleship and ram an iceberg.
Which reminds me of a dream I had last night. There was some kind of problem, and the solution for it was quite simple and sane:
1. Dress up like a banana
2. Eat bananas
If you have any problem you cannot solve, try those two steps. CM Evans Cartoons