MR NEGATIVE: Hello, I'm a resentful, ungrateful, selfish bastard. I live in fear and self pity, and I find fault in everyone and everything. I haven't even met you, and I resent the idea of you. I am in denial of all of this, and I like the color blue, fishing for complements, and I think airplanes are neat.
MR POSITIVE: You certainly don't mean anything that you said there. You actually do have some good qualities, and you choose to underrate them. Be nice. You can be nice, if you try.
MR NEGATIVE: I --
MR POSITIVE: Ah! Shhh! Shhhhhhh!!! I got a whole bag of "Shhhhhhh!!!" with your name on it.
CM Evans Cartoons
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