Argh! That "12 days of Christmas" song is a song of the insane. It is right up there with Schrödinger's Cat. Who the hell does sh*t like giving gifts like that, over any period of time? Anyone would be completely creeped out.
"Oh my god, he's still sending me gifts."
"Oh no! What did he send this time?"
"Geese shitting eggs all over the place!"
"What? Geese? What's with the birds?"
"I know, I'm still cleaning up from the Hens and the Doves."
CM Evans Cartoons
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Did you say get? I thought Christmas the season of greedy ...I'm mean, giving!
All I want for Christmas is my two front feet. Feet? Street?
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