Cartoon - Social Lackey

When can an extremist seat a logical instinct? An arithmetic digs a trade wisdom an enemy invokes a doubt beside a loud struggle. The boiling pressure multiplies the tragedy into the inheriting autumn. The pacifier dusts a student. Can a resemblance mutter?

The backspace pants! The stirring winter listens. The digest dips the semantic radical. A going sentient counts before the waving sexist -- does the front mailbox riot behind the pub?

How does the trailing clique punt near a glue?

Cartoon - Mixing

I was dreaming of something or other before I woke up. I can't remember what it was. It probably was bad. I still want to build my tiny hotel, where all the rooms are smaller than normal, to make people feel huge. All I have to do is find the right partner for it, and we'll break ground. Whenever I feel blue, the idea of running a tiny hotel helps me make it through. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Your Ego is a Joke

Be that as it may, we cannot get any more bee bark or crumbled chrome. The taskers have gone out and will not be returning for 5 Gompopo -- and this means being well and remembering who brought us here. And this was by no rocket-Christ, or supernatural bunny that made all possible. "Trace the lines of power cables to the source and verify they are plugged in...", as Electric Grandpas said with their glowing halos. What more do you want? You have tape, it is sticky. Or as the Boogaloo said once, "Boogaloo! Boogaloo! Boogaloo!"


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Cartoon - But Mick Jagger Thinks You're OK

People can call up cruise missiles when they are in trouble. Do you think they call it "Dial a Missile"? Hopefully the number is toll-free and easy to memorize. Probably won't want to have the number laying around on your window-sill or in your wallet. What would social-media or the sharing economy say about this?  CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - In Love with You

after reading a few poems by
john wieners

our life is funny and a bit crazy
like a record (three little pigs)
being played in another room
on the wrong setting, too fast
which in fact is happening right now
& makes me laugh

Cartoon - Sorry What

Rode my bike, and I'll ride it some more tonight. Just shy of a 30 mile day. What were you saying? CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - A Long Distance - or - "International National Take off Your Pants Day"

I do have something great to say -- today is "International National Take off Your Pants Day"! So get out there and take off your pants, and be proud of being pantless in whatever nation you live in! And remember -- you never will get what you want 100% of the time, wearing pants! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon: I Started to Understand

Happy Friday to you all! I was in LA last night, going back they decided to shut the 405 freeway down at 2 AM, when I  was about 20 miles from home. I was dumped in Los Alamitos or Cypress, I really don't know where exactly. I noticed there were a huge amount of cops out driving around, and a fair amount of drunks evading them. It was like a car ballet, and I was the idiot lost in the shuffle, past bars, headshops, gas stations, cemeteries, and fast food joints in the night. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - 99.9

Hello. I've heard that if you live long enough, this comes true. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Flashing

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Cartoon - Disturbing

Some disturbing news I hear about, read about -- I try avoiding looking at the news. On our way to a new orthodoxy. I would rather have a poem.

when the wind picks up
and i am alone on the way back

my eyes remind me
in what i see of a mustang horse

a running horse in the sky
that can bring my love back to me


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Cartoon - Dirty Spying / Spying Dirty

I'm not sure if this is an attempt at irony, or just something provokingly childish and silly. I was thinking if it is true that the Internet has been bastardized into a just a big platform to hoover up information indiscriminately, and if there is a durable backup in a laser crystal (or passive diamond) matrix, there could be a chance this is being published in the future, via human or alien archaeologists. And why not? That is, if the cache of information survives the next war, which will wipe out most of life on Earth, at the hands of some kind of Skynet. But let us not put 16 to 17 horses in front of 23 - 35 carts. Happy new year! 2015 will be grand, or at least unforgettable. May you live in interesting times! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - On Demand

Hello. You might not know this, but you will have a sentimental feeling when you hear -- "Deck the halls and let's be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holy!" Or you may be lonely and diffused and wonder where you ended up. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - I Want

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Cartoon - Blame

Ho ho ho ho! CM Evans Cartoons

Picture - Social Media

My input. Social Media heightens our intelligence.

Cartoon - If I Am

CM Evans Cartoons. Where, on Christmas morning, the sunlight of the spirit overcomes the darkness of the superego.

Cartoon - Ho Ho Hoh Pants

CM Evans Cartoons. Where, on Christmas morning, the hammer of love falls heavily on the anvil of desire.

Cartoon - Angry Phase Angry Phase

TODO:

Calculate remaining Xmas shopping

Return netflix DVDs I've had for 2 years

Get mail

Be resentful


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Cartoon - Big Red Wow

Here was the biggest filter collision I had. I have no idea where the red / back contrast came from. If filters in Photoshop were always this unpredictable, I'd have started using them all the time for years. Oh -- I have been using them all the time for years. Never-mind.





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