Cartoon - Right Now

Have a happy Tuesday. CM Evans Cartoons.

Cartoon - Business Business

I heard William Burroughs say, "Nobody does more harm, than someone who feels bad about doing it." I laughed. That was back in the mid 1980s, when I was young and stupid. Today I'm still stupid, and not younger. But cheer up, or I'll cheer up. CM Evans Cartoons.

Cartoon - Leaving Hell

I'm in a good mood, now that I'm on my way outta Hell. Hey -- wait a minute. Damn it!! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Run Silent

So I got two DVDs -- "The Passion" and "Run Silent, Run Deep" and after watching both of them I think they are basically the same movie -- except one is about submarines & the other is about not about submarines. That is why I drew this here cartoon. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - I Agreed

I try to be clear and write things down, sometimes, to be clear so I know what is happening -- but often it turns out I'm not clear at what is happening in any way. It could be better to be quiet and keep to small talk about plumbing fixtures, sports, or whatnot. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - Disclosure

For this cartoon, I wrote something funny on a post-it, stuck the post-it on a rock, and threw the rock onto my roof. That is a sort of a non-disclosure agreement. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Little F

Do you have this problem? I seem to have this problem. It can't be all my fault. Please say it isn't all my fault. I think it must be your fault. Why did you do this to me? CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - This

I'm baaack. New printer/ scanner installed. Did you miss me? CM Evans Cartoons

CM Evans -- Posting Delays

I have not quit posting! My scanner/ printer's power supply died about a week and a half ago, and the replacement one should be arriving any day now. Look for new posts here, soon.

Cartoon - Passive Aggressive Leg Yoga

Next stop -- passive aggressive leg yoga! Have you tried it out? I feel so relaxed now. I had a migraine and it just absolutely dissipated like magic when I tried out this form of exercise. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Just Fine

We all need to stop feeling so guilty. I don't know about the glue part -- keep as many brain cells as you can -- one never knows when they'll come in handy. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon -- Mayor of Board

Ah, the Mayor of Board. I have to get out there someday. I think Board is about 5 miles west of Kaskaskia, IL. Speaking of Kaskaskia, after years of decline, the town is on the way up, in terms of development -- HP and Microsoft are considering opening a "high tech" campus there, due to all the skilled hi tech workers who live in the surrounding areas. Of course, the Illnois University of Kaskaskia is another incentive, as well as the Kaskaskia Center for Humanities and the Kaskaskia Research Center for Quality Assurance. Anyways, I have a few other cartoons that I've been doing, look for another distasteful one tomorrow. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Microphone

You can't see me in this cartoon, but I'm just off to the right, trying to get in line so I can read my work. I'll probably not have time to read. I'm not cool enough. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - CARTOONMANHAT

The following has nothing to do with the hat cartoon, but here goes: You want ribs for dinner? Hotdogs? Pizza? Sloppy Joes? Spaghetti? Mac n cheese? Tacos? Chicken chow mien? Lasagna? Steak tartare? Mustard on a dry chunk of bread? Barbed wire soup? Gasoline biscuits? Corpse flambe? Steamed 1,000 lb bomb, or, would you care for the "Murder Everyone Who Can't Decide What To Have For Dinner Because They'll Be Mad Over Whatever I Choose To Eat", special? CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Superman Underpants

I think about all the problems Superman must have in this world of ours, if he really did exist. He's be breaking things all the time. And then there's jokes about underwear and underpants. HA HA HAW! See how my mind works? CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Fire Truck

Here's a swell fire truck, drawn by Daniel, age 3 and a half. Daniel assures me this picture is in every way the embodiment of fire trucks, fire men, fire dogs, fire houses, and fire fighting. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Nobody

Heeelllo...I'm back. I'm writing lots over at my writing blog. But back to cartooning. I did this cartoon for Dear Sir, an lovely online journal or writing, art, and whatnot by equally lovely Sandra Huber. I don't know if she will accept it for an upcoming issue, but I am amused with the concept, so I figured I'd share. I see I have 4! people following this blog. I won't let ya down. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - I Stopped

Hey, I have three people following this blog. Fantastic! Thanks for stopping by, when you do. Here's the latest. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Enjoy

I drew the first version of with with just A. and B. options. Then when I was scanning it, C. popped into my head, and I think it made the concept funnier. But using the two versions serially is even funnier, I think. And I rarely work in serial fashion. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Mostly

Shhhhhhhh. I didn't say this, draw this, or write this. I found it. Yeah. That's right. I found it OUTSIDE, far away when it started to...snow. CM Evans Cartoons