Cartoon - Old Fashioned

Yep, in the 'olden days', when ya had a hankerin'* for some gal or guy, and phones didn't exist, and electricity was mysterious, you'd sit down and write them a post card. But post cards were invented after phones, though, so never mind. I was thinking about a telegram. No I wasn't.

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* Hankerin', Hankern', Hank-er-un', Hankrin', Ben Franklin', Hunkerun', Hunkrin'

Cartoon - Roll Over, Erwin Schrödinger -- Your Cat Story is Stupid

"Today’s Google Doodle celebrates the life of Austrian physicist and Nobel Prize winner Erwin Schrödinger (August 12, 1887 — January 4, 1961), a founder of quantum physics who used cats to explain things long before Internet cat videos became cool."

Nice! And here is mine. Happy 147th birthday, Schrödinger, or 233rd birthday -- or however vastly old you'd be, if it was possible you'd be alive today. Or even want to be alive today. Which always confused me, on how they keep celebrating birthdays of certain celebrities and famous people, as if they'd still be alive now.

And I also wondered how long you'd realistically be able leave any normal cat in a box, before you'd basically know the cat was going to be dead, no matter what simultaneous state it theoretically be in. You know what I mean? Cats fuck with everything. You can't blame the cat.

Not to be overly critical, but I think Schrödinger's cat story is stupid, and it always was stupid. But professors have been telling it for so long to students, and expecting them to know it, we pretend it makes sense. Why not a baby with a flamethrower, or a walrus with a hand-grenade?

Well, nevermind! Drink up! Three cheers to Erwin Schrödinger! Nobel Prize winner Erwin Schrödinger, alive! Yes! Nobel Prize winner Erwin Schrödinger, dead! I heard he was master of Kung-Fu too. Too bad he didn't give us some snappy Kung-Fu analogies.

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Cartoon - Denmark

I have a friend staying in the city of Aalborg, and being jet-lagged, he has some questions about Denmark. Knowing nothing about Denmark I tried to help him out, about some of the countries' customs, building regulations, and geological situation. He said that there are many modern Danish brick buildings, and I told him that these were 'mock' brick Danish buildings -- because bricks are illegal in Denmark. Bricks are prohibited, because a brick might fall on someone and they'd get hurt. He remarked that the city is very flat, and I told him Aalborg sold most of its hills to San Francisco, during the gold rush in California. Those where the days! I think he's asleep now. I'm glad to be of service. I guess, in a pinch, when someone is jet-lagged, I can be an expert on just about anything. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Funny Cartoon

Here it is -- the perfect apology message for all of you who innocently go on a blind date and get drunk, or you drink too much, and it isn't anyone's fault specifically (or the bartender's) -- and a bunch of things go down, but you manage to get home with the date anyways, and you get lost in the house and can't find a way out while some small dogs chase you unmercifully around, while some stuff gets broken and you pee in a small bathroom that is full of shoes and dresses. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Genie

Sometimes we don't know a good thing until we mess it up. Or, this is just me.

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PS.

Shout out to my buddies from Macedonia. Latvia -- you too -- you're amazing. If there is a pretty girl in Latvia, and you like my work, let's go out.

Bar Sketch

This is what a bar looks like at about 2.00 AM -- when most people there are drunk and rotating around in circles in the center of the room, or else making out furiously in the corners & under tables.

At "The Pikey".

Cartoon -- A Scoop of LA Zeitgeist / Midnight LA Cartoon no.3

One more -- yessire. Very very upstanding.

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Cartoon -- A Scoop of LA Zeitgeist / Midnight LA Cartoon no.1

A scoop of LA zeitgeist.

Drawn at 'The Pikey' on W Sunset Boulevard. We had a good old time.

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Cartoon -- A Scoop of LA Zeitgeist / Midnight LA Cartoon no. 2

Another cartoon drawn at 'The Pikey'.

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Cartoon (s) - Forget & Big

As an artist, I prefer my work to speak for itself -- so speak, work -- speak!

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Cartoon - Spic n Span

Ok -- Now how often does this happen? In drawing this, I confess, I was a bit worried about getting the push brooms drawn right. But see, they came out just fine -- big and awkward.

Some people joke that when you start to really get your life together, it is like stomping on the brakes on a runaway truck. The first jolt is when the truck stops. The second series of jolts, is when all the crap that is in the back of the truck flies trough the air from the back of the truck, to the front of the truck, because you stopped.

But you know, I've been building my life back for over three years, so not much shit is flying from the back to the front that I forgot I had back there.

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Cartoon - How Did Your Blind Date Go?

Here is an example of a cartoon, before I edit it

and then afterwards.

Howard Hughes, though admirable, is not a very good subject to break out with pretty girls on first dates, especially blind dates, nerdboys. I suggest you try topics like bar décor, if you are in a bar -- hobbies, or humorous observations. I you especially daring -- oh, never mind. I was going to say tell a joke, but you'd just be better off encouraging her to talk about what she is interested in.


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Cartoon - Tesla Monopoly

I think this could be a good thing. I mean, an 'enhancement'. It would be hard to insure. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Good to Go

Three cartoons in one day. I think I'm gonna post 400 more cartoons tomorrow. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Bowling Chains

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Cartoon - My Way

I had a hernia operation this month, and look what happens. Very few cartoons. Horrible! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - King of Idiots

Someone is moving into an apartment nearby here, and every time they take a load down the moving ramp, it sounds like a bucket of chains being dumped on a steel floor. People are laughing, slamming doors, and singing too, telling jokes. The sun just came out. Happy Friday! CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Fish Costume

Pick your battles, and costumes. CM EVANS CARTOONS

Cartoon - Going on Vacation

I have a few people in my life who will do this for me. I'm appreciating this. The cartoon looks all wavy because I drew it with a blunt pencil on a book, not because I'm having a stroke or I'm crazy. Well, I am crazy. CRAZYGOOD I think. If you point out how I'm ignorant or silly I am, I promise I'll listen. CM Evans Cartoons

Cartoon - Crowd Source Me

I heard how they were gonna crowdsource the digital recording of the mayor of Toronto smoking crack. Then I had my own ideas for crowdsourcing. I started with 'Crowd' and 'Source' separated, and gee, I though that was so funny, I didn't correct it. You could crowdsource me to get the two words together. But see, I do it all on my own. CM EVANS CARTOONS